omg-relatable:

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mareeps:

today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out

“MY BOOBS HURT”

“I NEED A MAN”

“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”

“I CANT DRIVE”

“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

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kanyewesticle:

what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops

drunktrophywife:

me on the hunt for the d 

cornmunism:

one time this kid in my class asked how to write a comma in spanish

bipolar-spears:

the how fucked are you scale

tokomon:

blackromney:

blackromney:

someone just walked in my study wearing a meme shirt holy shit

 H E SAW ME TRYIG NG TO TAKE A PICTURE AND SCREAMED “’ NO NOT AGAIN”” INT HE DEEPEST VOICE OH MY GOD

you sound like a dick lmao